THE POOP SMEAR REVENGE
This evil prank is very crude and not real imaginative but it is still very funny. Basically get some poop and find new creative ways to get your victim to step in it or touch it.
You can harvest dog poop pretty easily if your just check a few yards. For a more personal touch you should really use your own. The problem is it can be a little more difficult to use your own. The best technique is to take a grocery bag and use the toilet seat to pin it down. Then just pinch a loaf into the bag.
The easiest attack is to lay poop land mines. Lay poop strategically in their walking path or in front of a door.
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EVIL PRANK BONUS
Smear poop on a door knob or smear poop under a car door handle.
GETTING EVEN BONUS
Smear the poop on the victims car seat, if you are lucky they will be wearing nice clothes when the sit down. As an added bonus it will be difficult to get out of the upholstery.
Also it is fun to give someone the turd purse. Just hide a turd at the bottom of a purse and watch the fun when she reaches in and finds the surprise.
GETTING SERIOUS REVENGE BONUS
Smear the poop on your victim’s favorite coffee mug handle or rim. You should also hit their toothbrush and shampoo, get it sham-poo, pun intended. Not only will they be disgusted about touching it or tasting it, but your crap will have been in their hair and lips also. If done right, the victim should experience The Poop Smear so with all 5 senses.