Fat People Joke Page

fat people jokeYo momma so fat..

What’s your favorite “fat people joke”?

Of course the classic “yo momma so fat” jokes have somehow managed to stay strong since the 1980s. I guess they will never truly go away, but that's okay with me. I still love them, no matter how dated they are.

Here is a page dedicated to the cause of bringing back great 1980's busts.


Yo Momma So Fat..

  • Yo momma so fat that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken, she licks other peoples fingers too.
  • Yo momma so fat that when she wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicopter tried to land on her.
  • Yo momma so fat that when she fell over and broke her leg gravy poured out.
  • Yo momma so fat her blood type is Oprah. 
  • Yo momma so fat she puts mayo on her medication. 
  • Yo momma so fat and poor that when she found out what the “Last Supper” was she thought it meant she had finally run out of food stamps.
  • Yo momma’s family so fat she had to take their reunion picture via satellite.
  • Yo momma so fat she gave Dracula diabetes.

"Fat People Jokes" For Someone Specific..

Sometimes you don’t want to beat up on someone’s poor momma. You need a “fat people joke” that is just aimed at your victim. Here is a list that can used for everyone else.

  • You’re so fat that you look up cheat codes on your Wii Fit.
  • You’re so fat that people run laps around you to stay in shape. 
  • You’re so fat that when your cell phone beeps, people assume you're backing up.
  • You’re so fat that smaller fat people orbit around you.
  • You’re so fat that you get group insurance rates all by yourself.
  • You’re so fat and poor that when you go to the park the ducks throw bread at you.

Yo Daddy So Fat..

You and your momma shouldn't take all the heat. These are a few more jokes about yo daddy. He deserves a section too.

  • Yo daddy so fat any phone call he makes is considered long distance.
  • Yo daddy so fat he blew up Alderaan. 
  • Yo daddy so fat his birthday is Oct 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.
  • Yo daddy so fat his belly button doesn't collect lint, it collects sweaters.
  • Yo daddy so fat he has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Thanks for visiting my compilation page. More to come..


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