Messing with drunks is a time honored college tradition. Inevitably a college victim will eventually drink way too much and present an easy target. You need to be very stealthy if the victim has friends around. Most of the time you can recruit their friends to be on in the prank if you buy them off with a beer. The simplest thing to do to somebody who is passed out is to create art on them. Get a real thick permanent marker and start writing messages on their face. "Fart monger" or "I love Gay Men" are always choice. I remember there was a girl rugby player we used to draw on all the time. One time I drew Elvis side burns on her and she went to the dining hall in the morning without looking in a mirror. She wore the chops all day to classes too, it was so funny. Free Revenge Ideas Upgrades
EVIL PRANK BONUS
Another classic prank is to shave off just one eyebrow. I also have seen a guy with long hair pass out. My brother's friends cut one side of the long hair and glued the cut off hair to the other side. The victim loved his long hair and was super pissed. Even to this day, nobody will admit they had anything to do with the prank because the victim is still mad.
GETTING EVEN BONUS
One thing about drinking is it makes you have to pee like crazy. You can be very mean and super glue the victim's zipper. When the victim stubbles drunk to the bathroom they won't be able to figure out how to get out of their pants.
GETTING SERIOUS REVENGE BONUS
Lots of fun can be done with duct tape and some strong friends. Simply drag out the body and duct tape the victim to a wall or tree. Make sure to get pictures and be careful not to be recognized.